Bend The Knee- Matt Hoss GOT blog

BEND THE KNEE – SERIES 7 EPISODE 7 THE DRAGON AND THE WOLF It’s the finale of Series 7. This blog has got a lot of unexpected traction and it’s been a delight to write, despite being a lot of words to write every week, but you know, I’ve managed to keep to my weekly schedule. Hey, George RR Martin, perhaps you should take a leaf out from my book… Thank you for reading and thank you for enjoying it. Hopefully I’ll see you when Season 8 comes out (if there isn’t a pesky nuclear armageddon by then). If you enjoy this you will probably enjoy my other projects. Keep up to date with my work by following me. Find my live dates at  www.matthosscomedy.com  (you can also check out things there like my podcast: The Drunken Comedian Podcast) . You can follow me @MattHossComedy on facebook and twitter . And whilst you are there - why don't you post about this blog? But here is Episode 7: THE DRAGON AND THE WOLF – which is a great pub name (I imagine it has ...

BEND THE KNEE – Episode 6 Beyond THE WALL Hello? Anyway, fuck the intro – here is episode 6. Suicide Squad (But without any Jokers) Is this the way to Amarillo? No – it’s the way to having 7 burly men walk in frosty silence, probably to their deaths. It is the super group we have all been waiting for: The Magnificently Incompatible 7. They are all like a superhero squad as they have different superpowers and abilities. Jon Snow: He’s the leader and has the power to have daddy issues and avoid death a lot. The Hound: The power to swear a lot and eat chicken.  Jorah: The power of unrequited love and a lot of self-pity. Tormund: The power to have a big beard. Gendry: The power to be young and have a big hammer (like Thor) Thoros: The power to bring people back to life. Beric: The Power to be brought back to life (and has a cool sword) Jon breaks the ice (literally) by asking Gendry “Have you ever been North of the Wall before?”. Gendry s...

Bend The Knee: Series 7 Episode 4  The Spoils Of War By Matt Hoss www.matthosscomedy.com Game Of Thrones is increasingly becoming harder and harder to write for. What was meant to be a short blog, has now turned into an epic odyssey (larger and longer than the books some may say) as so much content happens every week. This week was unrelenting and barbaric, like Sandor Clegane at KFC buffet. Let’s get our Spoils of war Spoilers, once again. High and Low gardens Jaime is on the road again after sacking Highgarden and eradicating the Tyrells. Come on Jaime, their crisps aren’t that bad. The Lannisters had taken all of the Tyrell gold (that they had earned from the crisps) and they need to use it for their own gain. Admittedly Jaime wants to use it to fund his debut rap album “Bitchez In Tha Gene Pool” under his pseudonym Golden Spank . Unfortunately for Westeros, this money is going to pay for the debts and the back of the Iron Bank. The Lannisters alwa...